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Funny Cap Gift Guide: Find the Right Cap for Them

Start with who they are to you, or skip straight to their personality below.

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Who are you buying for?

Family MumRuns the whole operation.Shop → DadMentally clocked off since half three.Shop → SisterKnew before you told her.Shop → BrotherPermanently unsupervised.Shop → AuntieNot the safe one.Shop → UncleAlways got a guy.Shop → SiblingCan't decide which one? Start here.Shop → Relationships HusbandSays he doesn't want anything.Shop → WifeRuns the whole operation, unthanked.Shop → BoyfriendShouldn't be left unsupervised.Shop → GirlfriendAlready knew before you said anything.Shop → People You Chose Best FriendKnows too much. Would never say.Shop → Work ColleagueFor the desk you sit next to.Shop → Secret SantaNo price cap, unlike most Secret Santas.See ideas → Leaving colleagueNot another card.Shop → Personality & Interests IntrovertDid their socialising already, thanks.See → British LifeBins, weather, queues, parcels.See → Dog PersonThe dog has plans. They're just there.See → Pub RegularCame for one, stayed for four.See →

Or match it to their personality instead

For the colleague with main character energy at work — Office caps for the person whose job has strong opinions about their personality, from a genuine HR incident to a permanently-set out-of-office reply.

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For the situationship survivor

Dating caps for anyone with a complicated dating history, current or retired.

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For the specific family role

Family caps for whichever role got assigned to them at the last family gathering.

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For the friend who's a bit much (affectionately)

Chaos caps for the one operating on main character energy, low battery, or no plan at all.

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Still not sure?

Our two-minute quiz matches a cap to their actual personality, not just their birthday.

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