Embroidered warning labels

We are the joke.

Embroidered caps for people with enough self-awareness to put it in writing. Shop by problem, or let the quiz make another questionable decision for you.

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Unisexbad decisions for everyone
Made to orderless stuff for landfill
Giftableif you know too much
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A few questions. One cap. No meaningful personal growth.

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The quiz does the differentiation, but the rest of the store stays simple.

HR NIGHTMARE cap
HR NIGHTMARE £28.00
office / embroidered / made to order
LOW BATTERY £28.00
chaos / embroidered / made to order
LOCAL WOMAN cap
LOCAL WOMAN £28.00
chaos / embroidered / made to order
UNSUPERVISED cap
UNSUPERVISED £28.00
chaos / embroidered / made to order