Embroidered warning labels

Make your own meme.

Embroidered caps for people with enough self-awareness to put it in writing. Shop by problem, or let the quiz make another questionable decision for you.

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Unisexbad decisions for everyone
Made to orderone less thing for landfill
Giftableif you know someone too well
Find your cap

A few questions. One cap. No meaningful personal growth.

Shop the caps

FOR YOU. FOR THEM. UNFORTUNATELY.

HR NIGHTMARE
HR NIGHTMARE £28.00
chaos / embroidered / made to order
LOW BATTERY
LOW BATTERY £28.00
chaos / embroidered / made to order

How it works, unfortunately.

Pick a problem. Put it on your head. Carry on as if this is normal.

Step 1

Pick your problem

Office, dating, family, chaos. We've organised the bad decisions for you.

Step 2

Put it on your head

Choose the one that feels a little too accurate. We embroider it to order.

Step 3

Deal with the consequences

Expect compliments, questions and the occasional concerned relative.