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Funny Birthday Gifts

Find the cap that describes them slightly too accurately.

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I HAVE A SYSTEM

I HAVE A SYSTEM

£28.00 GBP
£28.00 GBP

GROUP CHAT LURKER

GROUP CHAT LURKER

£28.00 GBP
£28.00 GBP
UNSUPERVISED cap

UNSUPERVISED

UNSUPERVISED

£28.00 GBP
£28.00 GBP

SITUATIONSHIP SURVIVOR

SITUATIONSHIP SURVIVOR

£28.00 GBP
£28.00 GBP

BLACK SHEEP ENERGY

BLACK SHEEP ENERGY

£28.00 GBP
£28.00 GBP

LOW BATTERY

LOW BATTERY

£28.00 GBP
£28.00 GBP

Who's the birthday for?

MumRuns the whole operation.Shop → DadMentally clocked off since half three.Shop → Best friendKnows too much. Would never say.Shop → ColleagueFor the desk you sit next to.Shop → SiblingWhichever one you've got.Shop → PartnerBoyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife.Shop →

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No age range, no candles, no theme

Every cap here works as a birthday gift because every cap here is about a person, not an occasion. Pick the one that's already true about them.